How to annoy mom

July 14, 2008 at 10:21 am (Uncategorized)

Here are some measures I find useful when I’m trying to annoy my mom:

1) Make a grammatical error.
Usage: “Amma, I wants to goes to schools today.”

2) Use a word incorrectly.
Usage: “Ma, I need food fast, I’m ravishing.”
Usage: “Wow! Mmmm! This food is hilarious!”

3) Say “no!” for no reason
Usage:
Ma: “Kanna, get me some two spoons from the kitchen please.”
Me: “No.”

4) Call her short, even though she isn’t.

5) Call her fat, even though she isn’t.

6) Accuse her of having called you fat, even though she didn’t, and you are.

7) Drag her around public places as if she’s drunk, while loudly declaring that she has had too much to drink.

8) Stir some food on the stove and declare to the family that you cooked the meal.

It’s been a great summer. Ma, if you’re reading this, I love you. If you’re not reading this, I still love you. 🙂

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2 Comments

  1. anonymous said,

    I would never say “get me ‘some’ two spoons”! You should’ve reviewed your work before you published it!

    Sorry, couldn’t help it. I’m sure that wasn’t what you were looking for here.

    I love you too, sonny boy:-)

  2. Merin said,

    Point 3 worked oh-so-well! Thanks. 😀

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